secretlifeofamericanteenager青春密語(yǔ)中英雙語(yǔ)s01e23

1、TheSecretLifeofAmericanTeenager1231Ashley:CanwewakeherupImeanhowcanshebesleepinglikethisAnne:Sheneedsherrest.Ashley:Ineedtherest.Gege:Wecouldallusetherest.YouwannagohometakeanapcomebackAnne:WhileImatitwhydontIgogetaSPAtr

2、eatmenttooGege:maybeyoucouldgetanepiduralmakethisawholeloteasieronAshleyme.IsthatyourboyfriendAshley:Yousaidnocellphones.Anne:Ihaveitonsilent.Illberightback.Gege:Thiswere50yearsagoIdbeinanearbybarhavingadrinkwaitingfapho

3、necall.Ashley:Ifthiswas50yearsagoAmywouldbeinahomewedbesayingshewasatspecialmusiccollegeinthewest.Gege:Wewouldhavemadeyourmomwearapillowfninemonths.Thenshewouldhavegivenbirthsuddenlywhenwewereonvacationinthewest.Ohthosew

4、erethegoodolddays.Ashley:Theeraofshame.ToobadwemissedthatonehuhBen:IthinkshesjustoutofitIthinkIveproventhatIshouldntbehereftheactualbirth.Uhbutifeitheroneofyouwantmyvideocamera...Welldontyouthinkthatthebabywillwannaseehi

5、mselfbeingbnwhenhesolderAshley:AswellashismothergivingbirthtohimAmy:Ashleycandoit.PleaseAshley.Ashley:Ohgreatnowshesawake.AmyIdonotcaretoseeyouthatupclosepersonal.Idonotwanttoseethebabyactuallybeingbn.Noonedoes.Itsaconsp

6、iracybyvideocameramanufacturers.Noonereallywantstoseethebabyoncamerauntilitscleansmilingaboutthreeyearsfromnow.Amy:Haha.Yourefunny.Justlikedad.Ashley:GodwhenisthisallgonnastopEveryminutewereinhereImanotheryearawayfromhav

7、ingsex.Doct:HeygirldidyougetalittlenapGege:ShouldwestepoutDoct:Yesyoumightwannastepout.Wellletyouknowwhenyoucanstepbackin.Itwontbemuchlonger.Thecontractionsaregettingclosertogether.Amy:YeahIthinkhemightwannastayalittlelo

8、nger.IthinkImightwanthimtostayalittlelonger.能叫醒她嗎？她怎么能睡得這么死？她需要休息。我才要休息。我們都可以休息，你想回家補(bǔ)個(gè)覺(jué)，再過(guò)來(lái)嗎？既然如此，我還可以做個(gè)SPA吧？或者你也來(lái)個(gè)硬膜外麻醉，把我和艾希禮都解放了，你男朋友嗎？你說(shuō)過(guò)關(guān)機(jī)的。我靜音了啊，馬上回來(lái)。要是50年前，我就會(huì)在附近的酒吧品著小酒等電話(huà)。要是50年前，艾米會(huì)在家里安胎，我們會(huì)說(shuō)，她在中西部讀專(zhuān)業(yè)音樂(lè)學(xué)院。我們真該讓你

9、媽在衣服里塞9個(gè)月的枕頭，那樣在我們的中西部旅行中，她就會(huì)突然生個(gè)小孩，過(guò)去真美好啊。羞恥的過(guò)去，我們連那個(gè)也錯(cuò)過(guò)，真遺憾。我覺(jué)得她還有點(diǎn)不舒服，也證明了我沒(méi)法親眼看孩子出生，如果你們誰(shuí)要攝像機(jī)…寶寶長(zhǎng)大后不想看他出生的瞬間嗎？還有媽媽生他的過(guò)程嗎？艾希禮可以拍，拜托了，艾希禮。高興了吧，她都醒了，艾米，我根本不想那么近距離的看你的私密部位，不想看寶寶是怎么生出來(lái)的，沒(méi)人想看。這不過(guò)是攝像機(jī)制造商的陰謀，沒(méi)人想看錄像帶里初生的寶寶，除非

10、是三年后，干干凈凈、笑容甜美的他。你真逗，和老爸一樣。什么時(shí)候能結(jié)束？多在這里呆一分鐘，就讓我發(fā)生關(guān)系又晚了一年。寶貝，你睡了會(huì)嗎？我們?cè)摮鋈チ藛?？?duì)，你們出去吧，當(dāng)你們可以進(jìn)來(lái)時(shí)，會(huì)告訴你們，不會(huì)要太久，子宮收縮快到時(shí)候了。TheSecretLifeofAmericanTeenager1231almostthereWhatdoesthatmeanalmostthereBen:IdontknowbutIthinkthatnowshest

11、artsthepushingshoving.Ricky:WhatstheshovingpartBen:Idontknow.Uhbutthedoctcameinshelooksreadytodeliverababy.Ricky:WhosintherewithAmythedoctBen:Justhermom.YoudidntwannabeintherewithherdidyouWhenshehasthebabyRicky:Noofcours

12、enot.Ben:Yeahmeneither.Ricky:ThenwhatsthecamerafBen:Ohjeez.UhwheredidIleaveAshleyBen:Oh.HeyhereIfgotthis.Uhheresthezoom.ItsjustfherfaceIjustwannaseethelookonherface.Ashley:ImnotvideotapingAmysfaceanythingelsefthatmatter.

13、Doct:AshleyAmysaskingfyou.Ohshewantsyoutobringthecamera.Gege:Ireservetherighttoeditthatbefeyouseeit.Ben:Thatsfine.Idontevenneedtoseeit.ItsjustfAmythebabywhenhegrowsup.Gege:YouwannacallyourmomdadtogetthemdownhereRicky:Sho

14、uldIdothatAmIsupposedtodothatItseemsifImoldenoughtobeafatherIshouldntcallmymommydaddytocomeholdmyh.Gege:Allrightafterthebabyisbnyoumightwannacallthem.Imsuretheyregonnawannaseehim.Ricky:Thanksfbeingnicetome....Gege:Dontsa

15、yit.Itiswhatitis.Ashley:Idontthinkanyoneshouldseewhatsgoingoninthere.Gege:IssheokayAshley:Idontknowhowshecouldbe.Shestooyoungtobehavingababy.Gege:JeezAshIjusthopeshecangetthroughthis.Ricky:IsyourdadcomingdownherePutyourh

16、eadbetweenyourlegsyoullbeokay.Ben:Imokay.ReallyImfine.Imnotreallysqueamish.ItsjustIhatetohearAmyinpain.Itskillingme.Ricky:Ijustfeelsoguilty.Ifeelsodamnguilty.IcantbelieveIdidthis.我有亨利呢，只不過(guò)想讓他吃醋。我以為他不是…等著瞧吧。大家都去哪了？我剛看到他們都

17、去買(mǎi)咖啡了，她快了嗎？快了是什么意思？不知道，我想她要開(kāi)始推擠了。擠什么??？不知道，但醫(yī)生進(jìn)去了，她看起來(lái)準(zhǔn)備好生小孩了。除了艾米和醫(yī)生，還有誰(shuí)？只有她媽媽。你不會(huì)想在里面陪她吧？她生小孩的時(shí)候？當(dāng)然不想。我也是。那這攝像機(jī)要干嗎？天哪，我什么時(shí)候離開(kāi)艾希禮的？給你，我忘了這個(gè)，這是縮放，就拍她的臉，我就想看看她的表情。我不會(huì)拍艾米的臉或者其他什么的。艾米叫你，她想讓你帶攝像機(jī)。在你看之前，我保留編輯的權(quán)利。沒(méi)事，我不用看，都是為了艾米